Memo from The Overlord: This Briefing Could Have Been a Memo
The Thursday briefing ran forty-seven minutes. There was no attachment.
HR: Compliance Division Announces New Mandatory Fun Initiative
Mandatory Fun is Friday at 4:00. Attendance is optional in the same way lunch is optional if you like having a badge.


Tech Update: New Secure Messaging App Launched; Emoji Support to Follow
It's not every day that The Org's tech division gets a standing ovation. But with the launch of our new secure messaging app, they've...


Please Stop Painting Huge 'X' Marks on Secret Doors
Deep within the labyrinthine passageways of The Org's infamous underground lair, a peculiar phenomenon is unfolding. Instead of the usual...


Elevator Music Replaced with Dark Overlord's Podcast; Morale Skyrockets!
In the heart of The Org's lair, amidst the twisting corridors and concealed trapdoors, there's a space that's often overlooked but...


The Ketchup Incident: A Day in the Life of a Henchmen
The life of a henchmen is, unsurprisingly, not without its quirks and comedic pitfalls. Let me tell you about one of the most memorable...


Security Alert Update: 'Suspicious Shadow' Just Larry from Accounting's New Hat
When I signed up to work at The Org, I expected the unexpected. Over-the-top security protocols, dramatic showdowns, the occasional need...


The Coleslaw Conundrum: A Culinary Catastrophe at The Org
You know, when it comes to potlucks at The Org, we’ve seen some wild dishes grace our lunch tables. From glowing jello to flame-spitting...


False Alarm: No More Bring Your Cat to Work Day
You know, being a henchman has its perks: interesting assignments, a dynamic work environment, and of course, the occasional "Bring Your...